Humour Thread

[LordAlch]

Tell all your jokes, funny pictures, and riddles here. Naughty jokes are allowed, but keep them moderately clean. E.g. "The Sh!t fell off the car", could be better put as, "The crap fell off the car"
I look forward to hearing from y'all in this thread. :-)

LordAlch-AKA-Alchemon1

[LordJask]

[LordAlch]

Here's a joke.

One day the teacher asks Tommy to tell him what he was doing in the playground. He said he was playing in the sandbox. The teacher told him to spell sand and he was given a candy.
Then the teacher asked Sonja what she did in the playground. She said she was playing in the sandbox with Tommy. The teacher told her to spell box and she too was rewarded with a candy.
Then the teacher asked little Abdul Singh, a recent immigrant to Canada, to tell him what he was doing in the playground. He said he was going to play with Tommy and Sonja but they kicked sand in his face and called him stupid. The teacher said that's blatant racial discrimination. He told Abdul, who was in grade 1, to spell that and he too would get a candy.
XD :p

[LordJask]

Here's a joke.

One day the teacher asks Tommy to tell him what he was doing in the playground. He said he was playing in the sandbox. The teacher told him to spell sand and he was given a candy.
Then the teacher asked Sonja what she did in the playground. She said she was playing in the sandbox with Tommy. The teacher told her to spell box and she too was rewarded with a candy.
Then the teacher asked little Abdul Singh, a recent immigrant to Canada, to tell him what he was doing in the playground. He said he was going to play with Tommy and Sonja but they kicked sand in his face and called him stupid. The teacher said that's blatant racial discrimination. He told Abdul, who was in grade 1, to spell that and he too would get a candy.
XD :p

Is that one from buttonhunt?

[LordJask]

Man 1: My son is not listening to anything I say.
Man 2: Is he so adamnant?
Man 1: No, he is deaf.

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